You know you are doing a bang up job as a mommy when you pull the Land O’Lakes butter out of the fridge to make Christmas cookies and your baby gasps and runs from the dining room screaming “OOOOOOHHHH BOOOOOOOBS! Gimme da boobs, please.” and when he wrassles the box of boob butter away from you and he can’t find the boobs anywhere he gives it back to you and runs back to his toys making that totally non-p.c. ab-ah-bah-bah-bah sound with his hand and his mouth that we used to make in the olden days when we played cowboys and indians.

In all fairness, I learned that boob trick from my mom. So it is kinda like an heirloom or a heritage or something.


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